Click+Move: Russian Evangelicals want to ban 'South Park'

It's safe to say that the leaders of the Russian Union of Evangelical Christians are not fans of "South Park".

What is this 1999? What are they going to do next announce they're against Y2K? That this new singer Christina Aguilera has overly suggestive lyrics? That Jar Jar Binks was racist?

Whatever. More power to 'em. Like I always say: If you don't like something, don't just complain -- fix it. (Even if it's a decade slow.)

*An elephant went to rehab and kicked a nasty heroin habit. I'm praying that A+E puts this on "Intervention".

*A band of Robin Hoods is robbing grocery stores and then giving away the stolen food. The story says a lot of the Hoods are women, I wonder whether they've been watching "Set It Off".

*And speaking of "Set It Off", my girl Jenee -- who, to my knowledge, has not robbed any banks or grocery stores -- says that if Hollywod goes non-smoking she's not going to be happy about it. Don't know about you, but that column made me want a cigarette.

*And not to scare the hell out of you, but this scares the hell out of me. I'm switching to cans and glass ... as soon as I finish this bottle of Ozarka natural spring water.