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Some fool masquerading as a "prominent researcher" says Ecstasy is a "lesser evil" than binge drinking. How he could even fix his lips to say some dumb-ass mess like this is beyond me.

Well, really it's not.

I'm sure that he's got some research that if examined in a narrow enough way would back him up. Numbers and stats can be bent to back up any claim. 

But that doesn't mean I have to buy it.

*Proof that some people are stupid, lazy and will buy anything. Here's a little secret, there's one way to lose weight: Eat less and excercise more.

Sure, personal trainers can push you harder than you push yourself. (Full disclosure: I'm married to a personal trainer.) And there is exercise technique to learn so you don't screw yourself all up. And different diets work better for different people, I get all that.

But weight-loss tea? C'mon if it was that easy, we'd all be in shape. Either that or it would be prohibitively expensive. Paying for the tea would be like a Lil' Wayne song, you'd hand the cashier the box and he'd say: "A mil-lion here."

And then you'd reach for your debit card and say: "A milli, a milli, a milli, a milli ... 

*When you die you can be made into bling. Stupid.

*At the most recent "Stiletto Sprint" in Sydney, Australia, 265 women ran a race in high heels. The organizers seem to think they've set a world record. (Well, whooptee damn-doo.) 

According to the information under the photo, some guys also ran the race, which is a coincidence, because three dudes in southeast Missouri did the same thing last week. The Missouri guys said they did it to raise money for Alzheimers. (Yes, there is a disconnect between running in high heels and Alzheimers. And, no, I don't know why they chose this as fundraiser. Look, I just find the oddest clicks I can and post 'em.)

Anyway, I couldn't find any video of the Sydney Sprint, but here's one that went down in Berlin. By the way, I speak German about as well as I golf, so I have no idea what these people are saying:

 

The weight loss gimmicks never stop. I'm a PT, so all of that crap frustrates me. This morning there was an infomercial about a jumpless jump rope that would make you lose 10 pounds in less than five work outs! It was like $100. Whatev. Jumping is FREE, people.
LOL!!! "Jumping is free..." Please stop! My side is hurting! Good one, Cherryh!

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